Re:Happy Two Years of Not Smoking to Me!
Posted: 2007/01/04 21:47
Congrats, Elton. My mom's tried to quit smoking many times over the years (and failed a lot), so I've seen firsthand how tough it can be to quit. Luckily for me, my mom was clever ehough to squash any desire I might have for smoking at an early age.
Child Jeff: Mom, what are you doing? Jeff's Mom: Smoking. Child Jeff: Can I try? Jeff's Mom: Sure. Here ya go. Child Jeff: How do I do this? Jeff's Mom: Just suck on that end of the cigarette like it's a straw. Child Jeff: Oh, okay. Child Jeff: ... Child Jeff: <runs to the bathroom to throw up>
And that pretty much did it for me. Every time someone would offer me a cigarette from then on out, I'd kinda get this vomit taste in my mouth.