Re:Pismo Beach and all the clams you can eat!
Posted: 2007/01/20 12:27
Trey Wickwire wrote: Not that I wouldn't, just haven't had the oportunity. If I get the chance to try scorpions I will check to see if they taste like milk duds or goobers.
Opportunity presents itself! Ain't the Internet grand?
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Trey Wickwire
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Re:Pismo Beach and all the clams you can eat!
Posted: 2007/01/20 23:46
Ok, now I want to know how to start a scorpion farm!
Our scorpion vodka, contains a real farm raised scorpion, latin name buthus martensii).
Which has been specially bred for us in southern china. The scorpion is first put through a special detoxifying process then infused in the vodka for 3 months before hitting the shelves, the scorpion imparts a pleasant soft woody taste to the vodka, it also effectively smoothes off the sharp edge of the vodka.
Alcohol infused with a scorpion is said to possess many excellent health properties when drunk, such as helping to increase libido, lowering blood pressure & helps remove toxins in the bloodstream.
Scorpion vodka is best served straight from the freezer neat, but it is also a pleasant partner to a simple mixer such as tonic. Once you have finished the vodka you can then move on to the scorpion which has been carefully detoxified so that it is 100% safe to eat!
* Please be careful of the sharp stinger *
MAKES A DRAMATIC SCORPION MARTINI WITH THE SCORPION IN THE GLASS - GOOD ALTERNATIVE TO AN OLIVE!
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Craig Romain
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Re:Pismo Beach and all the clams you can eat!
Posted: 2007/01/21 00:59
*Please be careful of the sharp stinger*
If that's not an instant classic... then I don't know what is.
I'm just here for the cake.
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Caleb Monroe
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Re:Pismo Beach and all the clams you can eat!
Posted: 2007/01/21 06:50
That's what happened at our wedding. There was no poison danger or anything, but several people did stab their tongues or gums chewing on them. It's like eating a cactus that still has one small needle on it.
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Jeffery Stevenson
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Re:Pismo Beach and all the clams you can eat!
Posted: 2007/01/24 05:55
Craig Romain wrote: So, someone pass the grape juice, and tell me what's fun to do around here. I was gonna just wander the halls, but was afraid I was going to end up in Ryan's inner sanctum by mistake. We have good locks on Ryan's inner sanctum, so no worries there (installed after the psychological scarring of the last poor fella to wander in there).
We have columns (which have been pointed out), we have some sample scripts for reading (we have a lot more but still working out the legalities), and we have the research database (which should be back to full form within the next couple weeks since I think I finally have it all figured out to transfer into the new database...running tests this week).
We'll be adding new features in the future, but we're still evaluating them. And we'll probably start up our writing exercises and/or writing prompts next month.
... and bugs are tasty (so says the former survival instructor).
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